Soothie Massager Offers Relief to Obamacare Applicants by Reducing the Pain and Stress of Long Online Wait Times
Back-massage maker ships "Soothie Smiles" to White House and Senate and
drops price to help lower America's tension and loosen Affordable Care Act gridlock
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Thousands of Americans will be spending countless hours hunched over their computers while applying for healthcare. Our Soothie Massager is the best way to get relief with a great deep heated massage.
LOS ANGELES, CA, December 09, 2013 /24-7PressRelease/ -- As the battle intensifies between the Republican and Democratic parties over the Affordable Care Act and its troubled website launch, Soothie Massager will offer a significant discount to anyone stressed and frustrated by the ACA application process. www.soothiemassager.com
"This holiday season hundreds of thousands of Americans will be spending countless hours hunched over their computers applying for healthcare," said Rafe Oller, VP Marketing. "That can only result in a widespread rise in back, shoulder and neck pain. Americans will need a lot of relief as they wait online, and our Soothie Massager is by far the best way to take a quick break and give yourself a needed deep heated massage without leaving the comfort of your home."
In a bold move, Soothie Massager is also shipping "Soothie Smile Care Packages" to the US Senate and President Barack Obama with the aim of reducing political tensions in Washington and promoting cooperation between the two parties. Along with an individual Soothie Massager each package will contain a personally addressed holiday note asking them to "Relax, count your blessings and get ready to smile! America needs you at your best."
"Studies show that people are more open to new ideas and cooperation when they feel physically relaxed," added Oller, "After a only a few minutes of using our Soothie Massager most people begin to smile involuntarily - a feeling we call the "OOH-AAH Moment." Our hope is that after a few uses of feeling great, our politicians on Capitol Hill might be more open to working together."
To help Americans facing an increase in the cost of their medical coverage, the Soothie Massager which sells for $44.95, will be offered at $29.95 thru 12/31/13 on the Upeksa LLC company website: www.soothiemassager.com (COUPON CODE: STRESSRELIEF)
Based on traditional "ball-on-the-wall" massage therapy, the Soothie Massager takes it to a whole new level with a patented design consisting of solid custom-designed, high-density polymer balls encased in a thermal sleeve with positioning straps. After heating it in the microwave for 60-90 seconds, the Soothie Massager is not only powerful and effective, but also incredibly easy to use.
Soothie Massager is manufactured by Upeksa LLC -- a Los Angeles-based, privately held company dedicated to providing high-quality products to help soothe the aches and pains associated with life's daily wear and tear. The company was awarded a US Patent earlier this year for the Soothie with other patents pending.
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