/24-7PressRelease.com/ - Because so many television programs are dedicated to cosmetic and plastic surgery, because rejuvenation surgery is often given away as prizes in radio station contests and because so many people ā€“ including plastic surgeons themselves -- are actually going under the knife, we at CosmeticSurgery.com are suggesting, with only a tiny bit of our tongue tucked into our cheeks, that we surrender the remainder of our culture to plastic and cosmetic surgery.
Accordingly, and with most sincere apologies to old English songwriters, we have redrafted the Twelve Days of Christmas and herewith submit for your continued holiday listening pleasure, the new lyrics, adjusted for life in 2004.
A Facelift in a Pear Tree
On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me
A facelift in a pear tree.
On the second day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Two cheek implants and
A facelift in a pear tree.
On the third day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Three eyebrows lifts
Two cheek implants and
A facelift in a pear tree.
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Four nose jobs
Three eyebrow lifts
Two cheek implants and
A facelift in a pear tree.
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Five golden studs
Four nose jobs
Three eyebrow lifts
Two cheek implants and
A facelift in a pear tree.
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Six Botox shots
Five gold studs
Four nose jobs
Three eyebrow lifts
Two cheek implants and
A facelift in a pear tree.
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Seven buttock lifts
Six Botox shots
Five lip studs
Four nose jobs
Three eyebrow lifts
Two cheek implants and
A facelift in a pear tree.
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Eight breast implants
Seven buttock lifts
Six Botox shots
Five lip studs
Four nose jobs
Three eyebrow lifts
Two cheek implants and
A facelift in a pear tree.
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Nine peels a-peeling
Eight breast implants
Seven buttock lifts
Six Botox shots
Five lip studs
Four nose jobs
Three eyebrow lifts
Two cheek implants and
A facelift in a pear tree
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Ten lips a-plumping
Nine peels a-peeling
Eight breast implants
Seven buttock lifts
Six Botox shots
Five lip studs
Four nose jobs
Three eyebrow lifts
Two cheek implants and
A facelift in a pear tree
.
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Eleven foreheads a-lifting
Ten lips a-plumping
Nine peels a-peeling
Eight breast implants
Seven buttock lifts
Six Botox shots
Five lip studs
Four nose jobs
Three eyebrow lifts
Two cheek implants an
A facelift in a pear tree
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love sent to me
twelve lipos a-sucking
Eleven foreheads a-lifting
Ten lips a-plumping
Nine peels a-peeling
Eight breast implants
Seven buttock lifts
Six Botox shots
Five lip studs
Four nose jobs
Three eyebrow lifts
Two cheek implants and
A facelift in a pear tree
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CosmeticSurgery.com is currently the most active and adding the most content which is aimed at women readers interested in cosmetic or plastic surgery. Contact us at 909-933-6750 ext 165 or downeyc@plasticsurgery.com
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